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*tap tap* This thing still on?
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[24 Oct 2004|01:55pm] |
You Know You're Addicted to Photoshop When...
You see the world with one eye and stock images with the other.
When asked what the primary colors are, answer "RGB"
You get the urge to 'fix' poor quality images.
You start teaching your significant other to use this "evil" program and in the space of one afternoon convince them it's at least only quasi-evil in the face of PSP.
You ramble about a breakthrough in the piece you're doing to people who have no idea in hell what you're talking about
You ponder the meaning of existence without layers.
You never leave the house without a digicam and notepad.
You drop something and your brain tells you automatically "Ctrl-Z! Ctrl-Z!". When you realize it won't work, your brain tells you "Ctrl-Alt-Z! Ctrl-Alt-Z!"
You're getting dressed for something important and you look in the mirror and realize you would look so much better if you could just tweak the levels a little and apply a slight gaussian blur.
You stop on the street to rant about cheesey effects that should not be on professional posters.
You scream out fonts as they appear on TV.
You have dreams in "glowing edges"
You're standing by the ocean and wondering who used Ocean Ripple.
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to Photoshop.
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[24 Oct 2004|01:55pm] |
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Don't know if many people will answer me... but... How many of you have GreatestJournals? Because having 2 journals is getting abit irritating...
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| Been listening to this song alot... It's so damn catchy... |
[16 Aug 2004|12:18am] |
Let me tell you a story to chill the bones
about a things that I saw
One night wandering in the everglades
I'd one drink but no more
I was rambling, enjoying the bright moonlight
Gazing up at the stars
Not aware of a presence so near to me
Watching my every move
Feeling scared and I fell to my knees
As something rushed me from the trees
Took me to an unholy place
And that is where I fell from grace
Then they summoned me over to join in with them
To the dance of the dead
In to the circle of fire I followed them
In to the middle I was led
As if time had stopped still I was numb with fear
But still I wanted to go
And the blaze of the fire did no hurt upon me
As I walked onto the coals
And I felt I was in a trance
And my spirit was lifted from me
And if only someone had the chance
To witness what happened to me
And I danced and I pranced and I sang with them
All had death in their eyes
Lifeless figures they were undead all of them
They had ascended from hell
As I danced with the dead
my free spirit was laughing and howling down at me
Below my undead body just danced the circle of dead
Until the time came to reunite us both
My spirit came back down to me
I didn't know if I was alive or dead
As the others all joined in with me
By luck then a skirmish started
And took the attention away from me
When they took their gaze from me
Was the moment that I fled
I ran like hell faster than the wind
But behind I did not glance
One thing that I did not dare
Was to look just straight ahead
When you know that your time has come around
You know you'll be prepared for it
Say your last goodbyes to everyone
Drink and say a prayer for it
When you're lying in your sleep, when you're lying in your bed
And you wake from your dreams to go dancing with the dead
When you're lying in your sleep, when you're lying in your bed
And you wake from your dreams to go dancing with the dead
To this day I guess I'll never know
Just why they let me go
But I'll never go dancing no more
'Til I dance with the dead
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| Canoneneneneneneeeer! |
[12 Aug 2004|06:27pm] |
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Ahh took the Nikon Coolpix 4300 back to the camera store because everysingle shot no matter how hard I tried turned out blury... So I exchanged it for the Canon Powershot A85... I tell you the Coolpix must have been SEVERELY fucked for it to do what the canon doesn't... I point, hold down the button, it focus's and locks in in a split second aswell as automatically selects focal points...
In short, I love this camera and I hate that Nikon. Which isn't to say all Nikons are bad if anyones thinking of getting one, just got to be careful because mine was faulty from Day 1... Maybe 1 out of 100 shots would be sort of clear... I payed $499 for the Nikon and it was a straight exchange to the $499 Canon... I'd recommend the Canon over it anyday, the features are alot nicer too...
Also Canon's support desk HAVE to be more helpful then Maxwell (Nikon in Australia) were... I email them saying the Camera automatically focus's out before it actually takes the shot even if the LCD screen displays it crystal clear... you click the button half way down to focus it... Crystal clear still... Press it all the way down and instead of taking the shot, it goes gradually goes blury (Focus's out for some weird reason) then takes the shot... The dude told me to send him blury photos! ... If he can tell whats wrong with a camera by looking at blury pictures, then I'm the queen of fuckin england... Not happy about that but now I am...
Anywhoo. Time to test the functions on it. 13 different options each with there own modes... Yikes, I'll be playing with it (har har dirty people) for quite some time I think heh.
Chris
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[04 Aug 2004|07:28pm] |
Quick update... Bought Doom 3... Beleive me it beats the pants out of any horror movie I've ever heard on, hands down on suspense, horror and suprise... I can't play it for long periods of time because it literally scares the living shit out of you!
Back to music downloads.
C
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| Thou must listen to thy tale of corruption and woe... |
[29 Jul 2004|08:13pm] |
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Well so far my day is turning out to be quite shit... So I figured I'd let you all take a peek into the day and life of Chris... and how will you do that you ask? Why... IN EXCESIVLY EXAGGERATED SHAKESPEARIAN DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS STYLE OF COURSE!
( Follow the tale of a Paladin of the Church of Aviall as he trudges through Church doctrine and humanities stupidity )
Well yes, I never realise just how long I could keep this story going for!
All in all though... I'm still thinking about bad things... *le sigh*
Chris
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| On Streets we call the Zoo |
[28 Jul 2004|01:25am] |
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Flogged this off ![[info]](http://www.caleida.com/img/userinfo.gif) born_of_fire...
Speaking of which... I've undeleted my Caleida and am back there again... Seeing as I have a paid account still I thought I'd make use of it.
( Personal Journal Survey )
Time to write an email then have a shower.
Chris
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[26 Jul 2004|03:29am] |
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Am back, yadda yadda yadda... Dont all swarm me at once! Form a que! Please no squabling!... *listens to crickets chirp* shit.
Loki
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