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October 28th, 2005

11:41 pm Nothing can be more surreal than watching two penguins have sex. Sure, those little guys probably do it all the time just to have an egg between their short little legs, but really, where do the boy penguins get their winkies from? And HOW, exactly, do penguins do it? The question is killing me. After watching the entirely-too-adorable little buggers traipse happily across Penguinland to find their little qirlfriends, my curiosity is a bit piqued. It's like imagining those little Ribena berries getting it on. It's just unnatural. Little fluffy cute things cannot reproduce, because I said so. But then again, little penguins are adorable. They're like little gray fluffballs. That's it, I want a penguin. The parental unit, in a fit of demented humor, told me that the penguin would immediately take a header into the parking lot 16 storeys down rather than stay here. Apparently, it had something to do with the weather. Oh, very intelligent, Dad. I swear, he is getting more insane by the day. Well then, since this entry, like all the previous ones, have no point, I shall announce my favorite show: House MD!! Applaud, everyone. I know almost everyone in my corner of the world will not know what I'm talking about, but that's too bad. Go read a couple of scripts. The man is cool. Annoying, and probably has the EQ of jumbo shrimp, but cool. Now that I am done yapping about my beloved show, I shall move on to my life. As you all very well know, I am currently working. Interning, to be politically correct. Or possibly, paper-pushing. I hate sitting in offices. First, it feels like I'm in Penguinland. Second, I just hate nine-to-five, period. I illegally surf the 'Net for House scripts whenever the mood takes me--or whenever the people have nothing for me to do--and going on in this vein is simply boring me, and I'm boring you, too, so I shall cease and desist and talk about the weather, instead. Wow. Dark. I'm even babbling online. Damn caffeine. Current Mood: confused Current Music: Emilie Simon--Frozen World

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