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August 5th, 2005

10:23 am Here I am, ready to insert more senseless drivel into the site. Well, not exactly pointless. But since I have resolved not to be all self-pitying and mopey and like 90 percent of all the blogs out there--I am also of the thought that I would not like to share the finer details of my delinquent life to the world--I shall tell you about Freddo, the Chocolate Frog. No, Freddo is not my friend. He is the product of a lovely, demented mind. Or an underpaid Cadbury drone who somehow decided that imagines of smiling frogs would make good edibles. It's unnerving, whenever you tear open the shiny green wrapper to get at the elusive piece of chocolate, and you see a grinning frog with big eyes looking up at you. And, I realize, unlike the picture on the shiny green wrapper, Ol' Chocolate Freddo is cross-eyed and a little soggy in the midsection. So I get to eat an overweight, cross-eyed chocolate frog? Fascinating. The underpaid Cadbury drone should be booted up to CEO of Cadbury and encouraged to make more of 'em. The maternal unit had so graciously bought 4 large bags of Freddo for me during our trip to Kiwiland last year, and those frogs are still sitting in my fridge. Well, most of 'em, anyway. The Locust, ergo: my brother, has been unleashed on the unfortunate frogs, and I had to knock him unconscious in an attempt to protect my brood. Hey, no one eats my frogs. Well, since I am done with displaying my love for Chocolate Frogs to the world, I shall move on. Current Mood: mellow Current Music: The Cranberries--Dreams

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10:39 am Birthday List: What I Wanted And Did Not Get 1. A flamethrower 2. Combat Boots. Those cool ones with little chains on them. It's hell when you run with 'em, of course 3. A lifetime supply of Diet Coke 4. A million bucks and a small island off the Caribbean 5. A chance to smack the stuffing out of the moron who sang 'Mice Loves Rice' 6. Spongebob pyjamas 7. The entire Invader Zim collection 8. Me: "Get out of my room." Brother: "Okay." 9. One of those air-guns that look like a good ol' shotgun. 10. Common sense Current Mood: indescribable

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