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WHAT THE FUCKING GOD DAMN HELL IS UP WITH THIS FUCKING WEBSITE? I MEAN. WTF. IT DIDN'T SEND ME MY CONFIRMATION E-MAIL. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FUCKING COMMENT OR ANYTHING. WTF. Okay. I think I am calm. My lesbian lovah makes me happy. Haha. Sorry, I think this is funny;
avril says die (3:15:14 PM): Awwwwwww. :-* *loves on you x 10*
wtf instant fame (3:15:46 PM): Awww. :-[ *Loves on you x 863* :-*
avril says die (3:16:21 PM): BITCH DON'T TRY AND BEAT ME. >:O :'( *loves on you x 8412965236478512963* :-D Hi, I win.
wtf instant fame (3:17:15 PM): Bitch, please. *Loves on you x 998937547598347559873495734534* :-D I WIN >:o
avril says die (3:18:22 PM): >:O >:O >:O BITCH STOP IT. *loves on you and marries you and has five of your babies*
wtf instant fame (3:19:36 PM): Wtf. >:O *LOVES ON YOU, MARRIES YOU, HAS SIX OF YOUR BABIES.* BIATCH. TAKE THAT. WHA WHA? YOU LIKE DAT? :-* Wtf. *SHUTS UP.*
avril says die (3:20:02 PM): *DEAD* STOP KILLING ME, WTF. :-[
wtf instant fame (3:20:23 PM): I'M KILLING YOU =-O!!
avril says die (3:20:31 PM): YES!
wtf instant fame (3:20:37 PM): Sorry :-[ I don't mean to. You know I love you :-* My lesbian lovah!
avril says die (3:21:04 PM): Teehee, yes I do. :-* *molest you* Wut. O:-)
wtf instant fame (3:21:52 PM): Hehe. *Fondles.* Oops? :-* You should move in with me. In Canada. We can make cute CANADIAN babies, train them to say "eh" and "aboot". :-*
avril says die (3:22:58 PM): KSHFGHSLLAJDFHGHFYEYA OH MY FUCK YES!!!!! That would be the ultimate experience, ok. Teehee, my lesbian lovah's babies. They will be supercute with the eh and aboot.
wtf instant fame (3:23:43 PM): Hehehe. So yeah, you start saving, and I will. I will send you my stupid Canadian money and then you can come, beat up my boyfriend, steal me away and we can live happily ever after. :-*
avril says die (3:25:32 PM): *beats up your boyfriend with an imaginary stick* Oops. :) We can live happily ever after either here or in Canada. I prefer Canada because of the eh.
wtf instant fame (3:26:25 PM): Yeah, and where I live, we have a nice view of the ocean and such. Hehe. :-* It'd be so cute :-[ Stop making me wish I were where you are. :'(
avril says die (3:28:01 PM): What, really? I think I would come live where you are and get you in bed and never ever leave. :-[ Except for when I have to go to the hospital to have your babies.
wtf instant fame (3:29:58 PM): Aw. Wtf. I love you so much. :-[ I would be right there with you, holding your hand :-*
avril says die (3:30:50 PM): Good because I have heard that it hurts. :-[
wtf instant fame (3:31:21 PM): Yeah. :-[ Wtf. We could just wait to have babies. I would like, ravage you and never let you leave my side. Hee.
avril says die (3:32:27 PM): We could wait a couple of years and in the meantime just have hot, wild, sweaty animal-sex. :-*
wtf instant fame (3:33:54 PM): Hehe. Sounds like a good plan. Wtf. Stop making me want you. Biatch. :-* Can I hire someone to come and smuggle you to Canada?
avril says die (3:34:32 PM): YES! :-* As long as he doesn't like... drug me and shove in me a suitcase. I would be scared.
wtf instant fame (3:36:07 PM): No no, I wouldn't let them drug you. Hehe. I would be like, "Handle her carefully and make sure you give her food and beverages. CAUSE IF SHE IS BROKEN WHEN I GET HER. I WILL RIP YOUR TESTICLES OFF! :-D". Wtf. I need Anger Management. :-[
avril says die (3:36:56 PM): Hahahaha, if I'm broken. :-[ It's like I'm a porcelain doll, wtf. <3
wtf instant fame (3:37:42 PM): Wtf. Hehe. <3 But it's not like I would be all "She's broken, take her back".. I'd fix you myself :-[ Hehe.
avril says die (3:38:26 PM): !!! :-[ :-[ :-[ That would be absolutely wonderful.
wtf instant fame (3:39:07 PM): Hehe. And then I would take care of you till you were better. I wouldn't let you leave the bedroom. Unless it was to give you a sponge bath or something. Wtf.
avril says die (3:39:38 PM): Hahahahaha, a sponge bath. Wtf, I love you, marry me! <3333
wtf instant fame (3:41:35 PM): Wtf. FINE. I WILL MARRY YOU :-* <3333
avril says die (3:43:10 PM): Fine?! >:O That is like it's a huge task to marry me or something. OH CRY ME A RIVER. :'(
wtf instant fame (3:44:19 PM): NO. I WANT A MEMORABLE PROPOSAL! THAT'S ALL. I wanna marry my baby :-* Of course.
avril says die (3:45:41 PM): *gets on one knee, holds up a 24 carat diamond ring* Baby, will you please marry me? :-*
wtf instant fame (3:47:05 PM): *Sniffles and holds out her hand, wiggling her finger slightly.* Of course I will, baby. :-*
What the fuck? Okay, so I am straight. I have a boyfriend, but if Ann came anywhere near me.. Wtf. haha. She is my lesbian lovah, yo'. And if she comes anywhere near me. I will marry her like.. WHOA. Anyways. I think I will go and do something.
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